From Jennifer Shahade’s interview of Robert Hess, we learn:
“JS: Where do you want to go to college?
RH:I will apply early action to Yale.
JS: Why Yale?
RH:My sister goes there and my dad went there. I liked it when I visited.”
Hmm. This sounds like a blunder, or to be less strong, a “?!” move in chess terms. I have great respect for Yale graduate programs, but Robert is going to be a freshman undergrad. Let’s step back and consider some items.
Why is Princeton rated higher than Yale undergraduate? Because we have smaller sections and we don’t allow graduate students to teach them! As a former graduate student, I can attest they can be a total nightmare (i.e. a ripoff considering the gigantic tuition at both places). The last time I checked US News and World Report, Princeton had held onto its #1 ranking. I think Stanford is usually right behind, Yale is somewhere…. else. Update: USN&WR ’09 now has Harvard (ewww!) #1, Princeton #2, Yale #3, MIT (What? They don’t read!) #4, Stanford #5. I’m ewwwing Harvard because I think they are the biggest offender in the top 5 in terms of large, mediocre, sections. It’s a whole different ballgame in graduate school, of course.
I know that often it’s the parents footing the bill, but still: consider you’re a giant lecture hall in Section 13 of Econ 101 with 100 other gaping freshman and at the podium, you don’t have a professor, you have some grad-student-with-attitude. These large and intensely mediocre sessions, to my mind, are just a ripoff. In chess, it’s as if you paid $35,000 per year to hear Kasparov talk about the Gruenfeld and instead you got Pandolfini or Heisman.
Where do you freeze to death most easily? Science Hill, Yale, winter months, with the whipping cross winds that blow through that ghastly construction.
Which institution features a moronic secret society “Skull and Bones” whose main achievement seems to be grave robbing? Sssh, it’s a secret.
Where can you hear gunshoots routinely shattering the still of the night? New Haven, CT. Where can you hear the desperate cries of the bourgeois pierce the night when they didn’t get enough cinnamon on their cappucino? Princeton, NJ.
Which one is closer to Foxwoods? OK, advantage Yale. But Princeton is close to Atlantic City, there should be a competing chess tournament there!
Where did Einstein work? Princeton. OK in the Institute for Advanced Study, which is like a field trip to a featureless meadow.
Cheap liquor stores: huge advantage to New Haven.
Pretentious “eating clubs” (not a Greek fraternity, in most cases more snooty and absurd except for my hippie enclave “Terrace Club”) – monopoly, Princeton.
We should ask Ken Rogoff what he thinks. He went to Yale undergrad but then taught at Princeton for a while. Wait… he was the economic adviser of John McCain, he might need some psych evals after that experience! Note to Rogoff, it is economically a bad idea – no, let me restate that- hara-kiri – to “stay in Iraq a 100 years” unless we want to nationalize their oil, which we did try albeit too transparently, we got caught – with Bremer. This is precisely the moment where the economic adviser could have “stepped up” (Sports Metaphor) and steered ol’ McCain in a more palatable direction. But noooooo.
I’ll be the first to support the notion that alumni relatives, making the applicant a ‘legacy admit’, often make the decision a simple one. Yet, in this case, I’m afraid the Princeton Tiger is mauling the Yale Bulldog in the undergraduate arena. They have the right idea: move the grad student to “Precepts”, an optional study section. Smart! Now, granted, some professors are duds. One Princeton math professor threw down his chalk and sputtered in broken English “I here to teach you… not to answer you question!” Humorous in retrospect, but perhaps a miniature rip-off to the student. Still, tuition at that time was $6,400 per year (!). Now, we have the right to expect decent teaching in ALL our courses! Or I would think. Maybe every new crop of freshmen is so clueless that they think the big, mediocre, section is just a kind of ‘hazing’.
Enough of this bummer talk
Yale and Harvard undergrad is such an assembly line bummer topic. Let’s move on to an “upper”, the 2009 Canadian Open!
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