Round 3: When a Badass is not True to Himself
Amusing stuff in today’s Round 3 action.
GM Howell played an absurdly passive line in a 2. c3 Sicilian (7. dxc5?, donating his entire structure to Carlsen in a dreary queenless middlegame) and was incredibly fortunate as Magnus blitzed past several easy wins, when solid material up, perhaps simply thinking anything at all wins. Magnus must still be kicking himself about bypassing 52…Ra2+ which wins white’s knight.
But the amusing thing is that Howell’s wussy opening contrasts very sharply with Howell’s most famous exploit to date: coldcocking an Irish TD and laying him out flat! (They were quibbling over a few lousy British pounds). That qualifies him for the chess version of the book “Badass”!
In another shocking moment, McShane appears to have forgotten entirely about a simple opening shot by Kramnik (…Bxf2+) and lost very lamely.
I have noticed British Grandmasters, once in a while, do lose like this as white. A famous debacle Short-Timman comes to mind in a 1993 Candidates Match. Although Short crushed Timman overall in the match, there was one game as white in which, well, McShane would know all about it.
And in Cinematic News: Tiger Woods is Living this Movie
The Seventh Seal (Swedish: Det sjunde inseglet) is a 1957 Swedishdrama film directed by Ingmar Bergman, about the journey of a medieval knight (Max von Sydow) across a plague-ridden landscape, and a monumental game of chess between himself and the personification of Death, who has come to take his life. Bergman developed the film from his own play Wood Painting. The title refers to a passage from the Book of Revelation, used both at the very start of the film, and again towards the end, beginning with the words “And when the Lamb had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour” (Revelation 8:1). Here the motif of silence refers to the “silence of God” which is a major theme of the film.
The film is considered a major classic of world cinema. It helped Bergman to establish himself as a world-renowned director and contains scenes which have become iconic through parodies and homages.
Readers, can you see what I see in the above passage? That’s right, Tiger Woods is living his own hellish version of the movie, trapped in a mansion with an icy Swedish supermodel and… her mother! Every day brings the most brutal kind of melodrama (Swedish melodrama) to Tiger’s beleaguered existence. Expect more car crashes, to be followed by ATV crashes, helicopter crashes, and deep sea submersible crashes, all emanating from this Ground Zero of frosty Swedish hell, Orlando, Florida.
The Famous Tiger Woods SUV Accident Staged in Lego
This Tiger Woods stuff is the best news since Gormally punched Aronian.